UH OH. Sacha Baron Cohen is causing a ruckus. Apparently his new movie of his gaytastic alter ego Bruno is causing major issues. After the MPAA screened the movie for themselves they where inclined to give it an intense rating of NC-17. Obviously the studio that is backing the movie was not having this. Borat, Ali G, I mean Sacha needs to go back to the drawing board and make some cuts. Hopefully it all works out…looks hilarious.
Rating: *****
You will need: Deck of cards / 15+ people (this much is necessary to make the game interesting)
Creator: unknown
Category: Strategy/Teamwork
Review: Wow I’m in love. If only I could play this once a week with a group of friends. My best bud Craig invited me over his friend Eva’s house where she was having game night. I was told we where going to play a game called Mafia. When I got there I wasn’t expecting 13 other people waiting to start the game. It was awesome! Read below on how to play Mafia.
How to Play: They’re can be up to 4 different roles in this game. Mafia, Doctor, Angel, and of course the Towns People. Each role has a vital importance to the game. The main goal of the game is different for each role. There is 4 mafia in the game whom work together. They must kill off everyone without being unveiled as the mafia. Towns people, angel, and doctor are all on a team. Unfortunately you don’t know who these people are without some clever strategy. They’re goal is to out the Mafia and get them killed. Ok so now that you know the roles this is how the game is played.
There is a person who leads the game as the narrator. The first round he/she passes out your card, let’s you read it, and memorize it. Comes back around to collect the cards after you have had a chance to memorize who you are. Each card has a different meaning.
Jack: Doctor
Kings: Mafia (awesome role)
2-9: Towns people
Ace: Angel
Now that everyone knows what role they are the narrator will do the next few steps. I’ll write this out like a script to make it more understanding.
I just have to say right now I feel most cops are JACKASSES. Sorry Jay (friend cop). This cop is being a complete jackass about this man running a red light to get to the hospital. His mother in law is dying and the cop just keeps saying..”so what, get your insurance”. What an asshole. My buddy said after this video was released the police gave a verbal apology to the Dallas Cowboys running back.
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This video is the stupidest ad that Microsoft could ever create. First off why would some random consumer chick want a 17″ screen? Seriously? I work in production and do photography and even I don’t want a 17″. Of course Apple has expensive computers. The 17″ is $2799 for good reason. It’s for production use. Not to say some fool couldn’t buy it just to buy it but come on. No one needs a 17″ unless your doing production work. The pixels get more condensed as you get bigger in size. Her buying the 17″ is to assume she wants a bigger screen when all you get is squinted eyes. Anyways enough of my ranting…just watch this shitastic movie!
David Lehre needs to re think his acting career. What a joke.
Turbo: Trailer from Jarrett Conaway on Vimeo.
My buddy and I decided out of pure boredom to make a healthy eating video. This could be an ongoing series. It’s made to be funny and informative.
Directed by: Stanley Kubrick
Cast:
Malcolm McDowell as Alex
Theatrical Release: February 2nd, 1971
Synopsis: From its opening shot of Malcolm McDowell staring with evil intent directly into the camera (which pulls back to reveal him drinking a glass of milk), Stanley Kubrick’s brilliant A CLOCKWORK ORANGE announces itself as a completely new kind of viewing experience. The film, set in an unidentified future, overwhelms the senses with its almost comic depictions of rape and violence set to an upbeat classical and pop music score. Kubrick based his chilling masterpiece on Anthony Burgess’s culture-shaking novel about a young man growing into adulthood, but unable to shake his huge problem with authority figures. The first part of the film shows Alex (a career-defining performance by McDowell) and his “droogs” (his cohorts) indulging in what they refer to as “a little bit of the old ultraviolence.” After establishing Alex and co. as unremitting psychopaths, Kubrick’s movie changes tact, and shows Alex getting caught and forced to undergo controversial treatment that will make it impossible for him to commit violent acts, leading to a fascinating ending to the film. A CLOCKWORK ORANGE purposely confuses crime and punishment, cause and effect, hero and villain, irony and satire, and many other concepts, creating a truly unique work of art in the process. Its magnificent, colorful, futuristic set designs and utter determination to shock, frighten, and thoroughly entertain left audiences reeling in the ’70s. Kubrick even withdrew the film from distribution in the UK, after reading newspaper reports of people dressing up as Alex and his Droogs and meting out their own brand of ultraviolence (it was subsequently rereleased after his death). One thing is for sure: No one who has seen it has ever been able to hear “Singin’ in the Rain” or Beethoven again in quite the same way.
My Review: Don’t hate me but I’m not sure how I feel about this movie just yet. Hence why I rated it a C. I did love many scenes in the movie but overall I was a little upset with some scenes where I wanted to rip my hair out. The one thing you have to just fall in love with is the music. They play the theme song many times through out but I never got sick of it. Since this is such a well known movie and Kubrick is a legend I’ll have to watch this one more time. When I do I’ll come back and review it for the second time.
Overall Rating: C
Bruce Lee vs. Iron Man action figures
Had a whole bunch of new vLogs I’ve been kicking out so I figured I’d share them with you in case you aren’t an avid YouTube’r. Don’t worry I won’t call you lame if that’s the case…#fail. Check them out after the jump…
When creating a Social Media strategy for your business there is many things you want to take in account. For one it’d be important to know who your clients are. These days everyone from teenagers to senior citizens are using Social Media, so why not you?
I’m down for that! While browsing the inter-webs I spotted an interesting article over at Mashable talking about the possibility of Twitter allowing self-promotion for the little guy (aka. JoesDaily).
Earlier this week David Fincher has announced that Daniel Craig would be playing the roll of journalist Mikael Blomvist in “The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo”. Fincher is now looking for Daniel’s counterpart, the pixie-haired hacker Lisbeth Salander.
Genius editing by Mike Eisenberg in this Toy Story 3 / Inception mashup. The cuts, audio matching, and overall story put together is awesome, and funny. Enjoy the trailer after the jump…
Holy sexy! The new movie Sucker Punch had it’s trailer released at Comic Con and boy does it look beautiful. It has a combination of action, hot chicks, and great visual fx. What else do you expect from Zack Snyder (300, Watchmen)? Check out the trailer after the jump…
This is badass. 3D 8-Bit characters by Cezkid. Check them in rotation after the jump…
This guy is sick! Japanese beat-boxer Hikakin owns the classic Nintendo Super Mario soundtrack using pure vocals. Check it out after the jump…
The wait is almost over! For all you Starcraft nerds out there the second installment is nipping at your heels. Check out the official trailer…
This video is hi-la-rious! Maybe it’s more disturbing then funny but you have to love it. Katy Perry must be proud. Watch the video after the jump…
This song is awesome! My buddy Nick showed it to me the other day. Such a sick club beat. Check it out after the jump…
This is hilarious. With the recent controversy between GaGa and Katy Perry it seems extremely appropriate. I guess Katy Perry’s Tweet didn’t go unseen.