Who knew on Easter Sunday a fight could break out. Ok I’m exagerating but still I almost got into a fight. 

I was in search for a volleyball net to play on with my friends. We see an open one so Kevin and I start to bolt to save the spot. Just as we get there this dude parks his backpack right there. One of the courts we ran by this lady was there. With a shout of frustration I said “fuck, this beach sucks right now”. The lady not minding her own business says to me, “well what do you expect with that type of attitude? You would get one if you lived here”. Now at this point I was raging mad. Why would someone actually open there mouth when I’m not even speaking to them? The worst part was I wasn’t even looking at her when I said all of this stuff. I started to walk back with Kev. She makes a few more remarks and I turn around and say “hey fuck you”. Oh now the sparks flare LOL. As we continue to walk away she keeps mouthing off blah blah blah. Me and Kevin just keep walking and met up with Jess whom was almost next to us at this point.

As we walk down a few courts my buddy Adam calls our names and says a couple of guys would play with us. Well that was cool cause these guys didn’t mind us being amateur and they just wanted to play themselves. So we obviously obliged and said thanks for the invite. Meanwhile I look up as I’m setting the boundary in sand and I see the BITCH female dog and her dude walking towards me. He just walks straight up to me and says in a cheesy australian accent, “hey are you disrespecting my wife?”. I look at her and I said “are you serious”. She said she just wanted an apology and they would go. So I said I’m sorry and she walked away. But that wasn’t enough for the guy. He was ranting away at me saying how I shouldn’t disrespect a women. So I told him how I felt. I said, “Listen man, I know she’s your wife, but when someone disrespects me, girl or guy I don’t give a shit. All I said was fuck you. I didn’t threaten her or anything. She was the one who said to us that WE DON”T LIVE HERE SO WHAT DO WE EXPECT?”. Now at this point I was just waiting for the dude to throw a punch. I was more then ready. Actually I was kinda hoping for something like that to happen so I could take them to court. They apparently had money since they lived right on the beach. HAHA. No I’m just playing. I’m not that lame. Anyways a tip I would love to share with my fellow beach goers. Never assume you will go to the beach and play at a volleyball net. Apparently the people that have houses on the strip think that they have first dibs and they’re better then everyone else. One thing I can say is if they are so bad ass they should probably be living in Malibu where they actually own part of the sand. Am I right?