Archive for the ‘Comedy’ Category

Hilarious Mafia joke, share with friends

Tuesday, October 6th, 2009

A mafia godfather finds out that his bookkeeper has cheated him out of ten million bucks. His bookkeeper is deaf. That was the reason he got the job in the first place. It was assumed that a deaf bookkeeper would not hear anything that he might have to testify about in court. When the godfather goes to confront the bookkeeper about his missing $10 million, the bookkeeper brings along his attorney, who knows sign language. The godfather tells the lawyer, “Ask him where the 10 million bucks he embezzled from me is.”

The attorney, using sign language, asks the bookkeeper where the money is. The bookkeeper signs back: “I don’t know what you are talking about.”
So the attorney tells the godfather: “He says he doesn’t know what you’re talking about.”

The godfather pulls out a pistol, puts it to the bookkeeper’s temple and says, “Ask him again!”
The attorney signs to the bookkeeper: “He’ll kill you if you don’t tell him!”
The bookkeeper signs back: “OK! You win! The money is in a brown briefcase, buried behind the shed in my cousin Enzo’s backyard in Queens!”
The godfather asks the attorney: “Well, what’d he say?”
The attorney replies: “He says you don’t have the balls to pull the trigger”

Craigslist personal ad says no sex just baked goods!

Thursday, September 3rd, 2009

Holy moly. This guy is crazy. The fact that he lives in LA as well makes me laugh. This sounds like something someone would post in the midwest in hopes for attention. Crazy!

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Computers are racist!

Friday, August 14th, 2009

Full failure. Gotta love the Fail Blog.

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Oscar Mayer mobile on the loose

Sunday, July 19th, 2009

Wienermobile Wreck

Oh what a story. Oscar Mayer mobile crashing into someone’s poor house in Wisconsin. Apparently the driver of the runaway plastic wiener said they tried to maneuver out of the driveway and turn around when they rammed into the house. I guess it’s smart to step full on the gas petal when driving a giant wiener. The driver thought they had it in reverse when…BOOM. Oops.

A Oscar Mayer representative said they would make sure their insurance would cover all costs. Well duh!?

Star Tattoos all over her face

Wednesday, June 17th, 2009

How would you feel if you woke up to having stars tattooed all over your face? Well that’s what this girl said had happened. She said she spoke to the Romanian tattoo artist in French and English telling hime she only wanted 3 stars. Well apparently that translated into 56. haha.

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She is now sueing the guy for the amount it will cost to get it all removed. I’m thinking that she went home and her boyfriend and father flipped out. Of course she played stupid. Never get a tattoo when your drunk people..NEVER!

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Is that sexy belt buckle for real?

Amazing Optical Illusion

Wednesday, May 27th, 2009

This is awesome. You really need to do this with friends.

Tyra Banks smile guide

Friday, May 8th, 2009

Ok the title alone should be enough. This post is EASILY for my roomie Kev. Can you believe this crazy women has a smile guide with full description on what each one does?

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Here are some samples of what she says about some of her smiles hahahahahaha (oh and don’t forget the other 273 smiles that are in the guide. These are just two!)

The Flirting-With-a-Man Smile: “Turn your shoulder to your man, move your face down, and use a sound effect, a little hmmmmmmmmm.”

The Catalogue Smile: “Put the left foot forward, and turn your head ahead as if there’s wind whipping you that way, and smile with your hand on your head and parted teeth. So walk forward with your hand on your right cheek, and step with your left foot, so your booty sticks out.”

Thoughts of sober guy at party

Sunday, May 3rd, 2009

Hilarity! Thoughts of Sober Guy at a Party on CollegeHumor