Aziz Ansari Just Wants Five Stars on Uber

I think we can all relate to this one. Last time I checked my Uber rating I saw I had a 4.2 and immediately tried to recall my last few rides. Did I do something to make them upset? Did I wear too much cologne? Did I tap on their seat? Did I talk too much or too little? Who the heck knows!?

In SNL’s “Five Stars” skit, Aziz Ansari learns his Uber driver (Bobby Moynihan) and himself share the same rating, a 3.9, and things get a bit awkward.

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