So Joseph Gordon-Levitt decided to write, direct and star in a film. Do you need to know anything else? I don’t, but just in case you do, I guess I’ll have to indulge… Don Jon (Levitt) is a typical Jersey kind of guy. He only cares about his body, pad, ride, family, church, boys, girls and PORN. This all sounds pretty normal, but then you realize you don’t hate a guy from Jersey…weird… Anyways, Scarlett Johansson plays the girl, which is awesome, and she gets to do some dialect work. Then in case you’re wondering who’s the boss, Tony Danza plays Jon Sr. Then throw in Julianne Moore and Glenne Headly, you got yourself a movie. The roles of Church, Pad, and Ride are not mentioned on their official website, so we’ll have to wait and see. I looked up Porn on the internet, but I couldn’t find the time to get through all the search results. Needless to say I’ve been busy, but I’m definitely making the time to see this.

Don Jon will be unleashed on September 27th.