Intellectual films can really satisfy one’s human experience, provide deep insight into current events, or even reveal deep seeded emotional ties that have not yet been explored. Machete Kills seeks to do none of these things. It does, however, seek to blow a lot of things up while providing enough T&A to make most of the killing seem reasonable—if not, necessary? I wager with all the deep character development, the killing is probably necessary. And with the vast list of actors along for the ride, sounds like it should be a good one. Allow me to elaborate: Amber Heard, Alexa Vega, Vanessa Hudgens, Sofía Vergara, Jessica Alba, Michelle Rodriguez (yes, I know, only women to this point, that may be deliberate), Danny Trejo (obviously), Charlie Sheen, Antonio Banderas, Cuba Gooding Jr, and Mel Gibson! Regardless of whatever intellectual prowess you may believe you have, I think Machete Kills is most definitely worth the Silver Screen—and your time. Due out in theatres Oct 11th.

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